I have so much to tell you guys!!!

Last night about 10pm I arrived at Kips place in Breckenridge, Colorado. But the last time I posted I was in San Francisco. I had one of the HUGEST nights of my life in Reno. I drove my beautiful new car 1,200 miles (1,900kms). I picked up Kips bonus/Xmas present. And ever since I crossed the Utah/Colorado state border it has been snowing.

However, the most important thing I need to tell you about is what I found in one of my ’storage’ boxes today. A pair of white arena speedos which I had completely forgotten about. They are tiny but they are amazing - I’m wearing them now as I write this to you.

I bought them last year and I had completely forgotten about them. I think I lost maybe 5kgs while I was in New Zealand so that might be it but these things are awesome. They ride super low (they must be like one of those japanese cut suits) but they fit well - sorry if that sounds like an oxymoron.

So I’ve been wearing them all day and as I think they are a perfect fit Kip hasn’t fucked my arse yet today and until I take these off… he won’t be.

I have to tell you about Reno…..

This is weekend is a big one.

Friday afternoon I went hiking with a friend about 1hr from here. Friday night I was on the town with some friends - I was in str8 mode and tried picking up chicks without any luck. I don’t know about you guys but picking up random guys on the town is soooo much more easier than picking up random girls on the town. I have some friends who reckon they can do it but it is something I cannot do. I was the designated driver too so I was reasonably well behaved.

Yesterday was spent at the local having a beer or 12. Ended up finishing there at 10pm and just died when I got to bed.

Then today started off with a ski this morning and I’m at a friends house watching Bathurst. Then I’m off to a friends leaving BBQ. Then Sunday I’m going snowboarding (it will be the last official day of the season down here) before I have to cook the Sunday roast for a couple of friends.

Perhaps it is a good thing that there is absolutely no sexual activity on the horizon for me.

Now if I saw this guy in his white speedo washing my car…..

I honestly don’t think that I have EVER SEEN A HOTTER SPEEDO PHOTO. That guy is my dream.

Since I didn’t have anything interesting to say here is some more speedo ‘eye candy’.