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What to say….

Dave Evans — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 02:21:21 +0000

This afternoon I’m going to txt the chick I met on Saturday night.

I’m just not sure what to say – I was pretty hammered but I don’t think I did anything stupid except not be on my A-Game. I don’t remember her name except that it starts with S. She did give me her number – I didn’t even have to ask for it.

There are a bunch of married guys who read this blog – I’m sure you can offer some handy advice.

First up, I don’t think her that this is my current (and semi permanent) prefered sexual mix.

Swim Meat

Dave Evans — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:06:31 +0000

This is a new movie that I’ve just added to SwimmerBoyz.com and I really think you should check it out.

This is just one of the many full length movies that you can download on SwimmerBoyz and unlike many sites that make you watch the movie on their site – I’ve made it so you can download the movie and watch it from your computer anytime you want (even when your membership expires).

There are 6 scenes totalling 1hrs and 50 minutes.

For $14.95 – I think just this movie alone is worth joining for 7 days.

The address is www.SwimmerBoyz.com

Caught Naked

Dave Evans — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:39:03 +0000

Earlier this afternoon I was absolutely exhausted and I thought I’d take an afternoon nap. I had been for a swim about lunch time, came home, had a shower and lied down with the intention of reading for a little while but instead I fell asleep on my bed, naked and with the door open.

I was woken up when my roommate arrived home from work about 5pm.

Very embarrassing – I’d love to hear if any of you guys have had a similar ‘caught nude’ moment.

Manscaping

Dave Evans — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 15:10:36 +0000

Manscaping: When a man shaves or trims below the belt (cock and balls).
“I have a big date tonight so I should do some manscaping beforehand.”

Will’s sister used this term last night and I can’t remember when I last heard it.

Then this morning I had some photos I had to go through to add to SwimmerBoyz.com and I saw this pic of a guy with his pubes hanging out of his speedos. I present exhibit A….

Manscaping for me is compulsory, I love giving head and if I’m going to spend countless hours down there the least one can do is spend 5 minutes in the shower and tidy things up…. better yet shave it all off.

I remember once bring it up discretely with a guy who had never ever ever even trimmed and he said ‘Nah, that itches.’ My response was, “Well I hope it blows itself because I”m not going to.”

Isn’t this much better…..

Big night

Dave Evans — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 20:32:02 +0000

Just a quick post guys – had a big night last night with an old friend from Fort Collins.

I ran into a bunch of people I met last year and had a fantastic night. I did meet this really cute blonde chick, she had the cutest face I have ever seen. I shot her a txt this morning but it sounds like she isn’t that interested.

So then I looked her up on Facebook (yeah I’m on Facebook now – click here for my profile) and she is a cutie indeed. Ow well – I’m off in a week so I suppose nothing too serious could have come of it.